I'm Not a Boy, I'm Not a Girl, I'm a Coconut – Official lyrics and song page for the funny viral identity anthem 'I'm a Coconut' (I'm Not a Boy) by Coconut Hen.
The iconic novelty song "I'm Not a Boy, I'm Not a Girl, I'm a Coconut" has been viewed billions of times in social media trends.
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This funny coconut song portrays in a humorous way identity, not being a boy or a girl. It was written in 2015 by Swedish Emil Gustavsson and has been viral ever since, making it a cross-generational novelty anthem that is both relatable and funny. Over time it has become a timeless modern classic in the genre.
The iconic line "I'm Not a Boy, I'm Not a Girl, I'm a Coconut" is the central part of 'I'm a Coconut'. Other famous lines are "I'm a no gender Swede", "It was the kindergarten lady", "Kid, I'm a ding-dong guy", "When our kids fall down from the coco tree", and "No one gave birth to me, I'm a five-year-old Swede."
Read the full classic lyric below.
[Intro]
Coconut, coconut, Ah, ah, I'm a coconut
Coco-co-co-co-co-co, Co-co I'm a coconut
[Verse 1]
No one gave birth to me, I came from a tree
No one gave birth to me, I'm a five-year-old Swede
Sure, I got a butt, but I'm still a nut
No one gave birth to me, I'm a no gender Swede
[Pre-Chorus]
It was the kindergarten lady, that said to me
It was the kindergarten lady, that said to me
That I'm not a boy and I'm not a girl
I'm a coconut, I'm the Coconut Hen
[Chorus]
I'm a coconut, coconut, Ah, ah, I'm a coconut
Coco-co-co-co-co-co, Co-co I'm a coconut
Coconut, coconut, Ah, ah, I'm a coconut
Coco-co-co-co-co-co, Co-co I'm a coconut
[Post-Chorus]
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, Co-co-co-coco-nut
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, I'm a coconut
[Verse 2]
So daddy yelled to me, Kid, I'm a ding-dong guy
Yes, daddy yelled to me, Moms got a butterfly
You got a willie or wiener, a cookie or flower
Yes, daddy yelled to me, We got genders you see
[Pre-Chorus]
It was the kindergarten lady, that said to me
It was the kindergarten lady, that said to me
That I'm not a boy and I'm not a girl
I'm a coconut, I'm the Coconut Hen
[Chorus]
I'm a coconut, coconut, Ah, ah, I'm a coconut
Coco-co-co-co-co-co, Co-co I'm a coconut
Coconut, coconut, Ah, ah, I'm a coconut
Coco-co-co-co-co-co, Co-co I'm a coconut
[Post-Chorus]
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, Co-co-co-coco-nut
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, I'm a coconut
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, Co-co-co-coco-nut
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, I'm a coconut
[Bridge]
In the future, I hope to find another nut
A no gender Swede, with a big round butt
And together we make a happy family
When our kids fall down, from the coco tree
[Post-Bridge]
Everybody, let's do the Coco dance
Co, co, co
I'm the Coconut Hen!
Ah, ah, I'm a
[Chorus]
I'm a coconut, coconut, Ah, ah, I'm a coconut
Coco-co-co-co-co-co, Co-co I'm a coconut
Coconut, coconut, Ah, ah, I'm a coconut
Coco-co-co-co-co-co, Co-co I'm a coconut
[Post-Chorus]
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, Co-co-co-coco-nut
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, I'm a coconut
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, Co-co-co-coco-nut
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, I'm a coconut
[Outro]
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, Co-co-co-coco-nut
Co-co-co-coco-co-co, I'm a coconut
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